What The Devil was doing in the first seven days

Mummy cooked Japanese today! =D Jeff's favourite food afterall. so had salmons and hand rolls. yummyumm. Made some for Grandma and Grandpa. and then went jogging around 6.30ish for only half an hour cus its getting dark.so i ask mummy to drop me at popular for a while cause i seriously need to get this month's reader's digest and the chinese mag. WTF! its not there yet and c'mon! its 20th of March people and they didn't get those mags updated yet. truly dissapointed. so i went down and head to Cold Storage for drinks because i'm getting very thirsty. so bought 2 11.5 Oz. of Grapefruit Juice and then head up to forgot what shop its that but it sells all types of mags. and FINALLY i found the one and only left March 2009's edition of Reader's Digest!! yesh! i am so so happy!

arrived home around 7.45ish cause of the traffic jam. took a shower which wasn't that nice because i forgot to turn on the heater. and then its my time. half sitting half lying on my bed reading RD and sipping cold and nice natural grapefruit juice. Mmm...

so i came to this tales on page 25 if you people bought it too. "Exclusive!What the Devil was doing in the first seven days" this title caught my attention because i'm a christian but on top of that,its because of my curiousity.

so here it goes.

In the beginning God created heaven and earth. And earth was without form and void.
And God made a circular light in the heavens, and he called it the Sun. And God saw that the light was good.
And the Devil made a smaller light,rectangular in shape,and he called it TV. And the Devil saw that the light was bad.
And God made springs which came out of the ground,oozing fountains of pure,fresh water. And God saw that the water was good.
And the Devil invented fizzy drinks. And saw that the fizzy drinks were bad.
And God said,Let the earth bring forth vegetables,and the herb of the field,that the children may grow up healthy, And it was so.
And the Devil said,Let there be deep-fried-potaotes.
And God said,Let the waters bring forth 10,000 varieties of fish,that they may provide sustenance for the children.
And the Devil arranged that the fish be smothered in batter, deep fried, and served with deep-fried potatoes.
And God created the cattle of the field, and said, Behold, I have given you evry living creature that moveth; to you it shall be for meat.
And the Devil showed how the meat could be minced and turned into burgers, and suggesteth that it be always served with deep-fried potatoes.
And on the seventh day,God rested and asked that his children rest too, and use the day to contemplate the wonders of creation.
And the Devil created the all-day brunch, cartoon TV channels, and Sunday newspapers filled with articles about celebrities, that the minds of the children be filled with rubbish and the bodies filled with yet more deep-fired potatoes.
And God said to the boy,Take the girl and go forth and multiply. And of your seed I shall make a great nation,as numberless as the stars of the heavens.
And the Devil invented the computer and recruited 10,000 demons to fill it with online battles and images of top-heavy women. And the boy did part with the girl and did instead cleave to the computer.
And God pointed out to the girl that he made her with many attractive blandishments which she could use whenever the boy was away from the computer.
And the Devil invented the Nintendo DS Lite so that the boy will be able to take computer games with him wherever he goes.
Now the serpent was more subtle than any of the animals that God had created. And the Devil did enter into the serpent and cause him to say to the girl and the boy,The tree in the middle of the garden the Lord hath told you not to touch. But i say unto you, if you eat of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, your eyes will be opened and you shall be as gods.
And the boy and the girl looked at the serpent and said unto him: No thanks. We liketh not fruit. But hast thou any deep-fired potatoes?
And here endeth today's scripture reading. Amen.